My name is David…and I toot. Yes, I am guilty. Who isn’t guilty of tooting? I mean we all do it. Some do it in public of others and some hold it till their face turns blue. Me, well around loved ones I let it out with no thinking of any consequences at all. Around others, well you can probably see me politely excusing myself and running outside and letting out a mean toot! It’s part of being human. I think it’s funny, but there are some that let out a horrid foul smell one. Ick. I like to think mine smell like wonderful red roses in the blowing by the winds in the middle of spring… I am told otherwise by my girl. I think her nose is too sensitive. heh. Anyways, it’s late, as usual. I need sleep. Enjoy!